wienergate: the trouble with corn dogs
Fair season isn’t always that fair. Funnel cakes, Sno cones, eight dollar tilt-a-whirl rides, and deep-fried corn dogs. Heck, the State Fair of Texas prides itself on the art of deep frying the unimaginable from banana splits to bacon to Coca Cola. My son, on a moment of carnival independence, discovered these puppies and has been begging for them ever since. Carnival independence could have turned out a whole lot worse than corn dog discovery. What’s not to love, salty dogs coated in a sugary batter and deep fried into crispy, juicy nitrate glory. Corn dogs have that salt-sugar-fat whammy that most fast foods houses rely on to sustain these proven additive properties in their foods.
So you know, we don’t ban less than nutritious treats at crunchtime (I mean we don’t want carnival freakshow kids), rather we modify and remake the foods where we can. Whole Foods carried a brand of corn dogs that I accepted shamefully without reading the nutritional label. Then one day they removed them from their shelves feeling that the dogs inside were not up to Whole Foods’ standards. And while we might not ban treats and sweets, we very much ban nitrates from the kids’ diets, so it appeared that corn dogs might forever be off the menu until I found this recipe and modified into a food I could live with. Why corn dog it all you ask?
